Edward Brock (Earth-52161)

"Everybody has that one person in the world that they just can't stand. But you and I have the same antagonist. Ourselves. We can never seem to get our lives together. We always screw everything up. So I decided I'd make it easier on both of us. I'd become the one person you hate, so that I could hate you right back. But I'm afraid that cycle has to end, because now I'm going to kill you."