Peter Parker (Earth-52817)

"Justice doesn't sleep. That's what Wilson says... I'm seriously starting to question his sanity. I mean yeah he's a legend and I respect the hell out of him but holy shit he treats me like I don't have a life of my own. But honestly at this point what is my life? The love of my life is dating my best friend, I lost my job at the Daily Bugle, Hornhead's been out of the country for weeks, even my little brother thinks I'm a loser. But hey, at least I've got you, Bruce. You always listen to me. I just wish I had your good looks."

- Spider-Man talking to a gargoyle statue

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