Peter Parker (Earth-17)

"Everybody's heard me say it at least once. With great power comes great responsibility. Believe it or not, everybody has great power, but not everybody decides to take responsibility for it. That's where the bad guys come in. I've got mutant lizards, rhinos, vultures, and pretty much any other animal you can imagine. But that isn't all of it, oh no. I've also got so-called "geniuses" on gliders, and even an alien symbiote that wants me dead, and it just happens to be bonded to my best childhood friend. So, yeah. That pretty much sums up the life of Spider-Man."