User blog:FrenchTouch/FrenchTouch Eating Chips (like a pig) For Two Minutes

Hello, everyone, I am FrenchTouch, and to ensure your security for the years to come, I have devoted myself to eating chips, to be specific, Smileyworld's Smiley Chips, which in case you didn't guess already belonged to The Smiley Company, and are made of potatoes, sunflower oil and salt&mdash;with potential traces of gluten, milk, mustard, soy and peanuts. I have survived the experiment, and I present to you my study, “eating chips.” Like a pig, also, simply because it's funnier that way.



Now that the experiment is over, I'd like to bring a little attention to the detail that the chips I ate are a British product, and that I've never seen those before&mdash;that's because the French government, mostly our president, wants to stop all French production to live off European trades, for example, the pork doesn't come from Brittany anymore but from the United Kingdom, and the fruit doesn't come from France, but from Spain, Portugal, Brazil or Israel. So yes, there is a form of satire behind this, and I find it funny to point it out.

The rest of the context is that I've recording this while working on The Monthly Frenchy Podcast or The Frenchy Podcast or whatever the heck it's gonna be called&mdash;I simply didn't find any ideas, so I thought it would be unjust to leave you waiting without anything to wait with. You probably will forget about this as soon as you quit this screen, but at least, the intention was there. And soon, there will be a real Podcast here. I assure you.

With that said, have a good day, and see you all around. Preferably not while I eat chips.