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"Thugs Delivered on Police Doorstep"
- by Ben Urich

"As a native to New York City, I had presenced countless of situations which some of you may find strange, others gruesome and others something truly poetic. Today I have something which will bring a new response from everyone. Today, by 9: 00 PM, the police officers of our city had found something they may be either proud or suspenseful of. Four men, all criminals, were "delivered" in the frontdoor of the New York City Police Department, Detectives James Gordon and Stacey themselves presenced this. They were "tied into almost unbreakable ropes" said Detective Stacey, while the same condemned the act. Gordon said that "the NYPD will keep an eye out on the situation". As you can see, it seems like vigilantes are doing their work better then our police officers, as crime increased 75% on our city since 1999."

''"When asked if a vigilante was acting out on the streets, Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb responded that there "isn't such thing as a vigilante on New York, not even on Gotham (which was the district which suffered more by the increase of crime in our state). Ultimately, the conclusion is that there is more then likely a special someone who is capturing criminals on the streets, but since Loeb says "no" to it, must people should believe on his words that the police are doing their jobs and protecting our city."''