Deadpool versus Dante: Battle to the Death

With Dante:
"Damn, I'm hungry!" I said, as I kicked the door open. "Could've had some pizza," I said. "That party was CRAZY!" I said. I placed Rebellion on my desk and slammed open the drawer where I kept all my income. "Yo, lady, I think I'm gonna need some cash to keep this place runnin'," I said. "Running," she said, while giving me a weird look. "If you took more jobs, you would have more money, genius," said Lady. Like a boss, I opened the box of cold pizza, and devoured a slice in a matter of seconds. "How can you eat that? " she said. "A man's gotta eat," I responded. "You should really clean this place up," said Lady. "I'll clean it, someday," I said.

Trivia

 * Like a Boss is a reference to the meme.