Burger Shack Employee (Earth-1728)

"Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving MacDonald's, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little MacDonald's burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to MacDonald's."

- - The Burger Shack Employee to Jay and Silent Bob

The Burger Shack Employee was an employee of Burger Shack, in New Jersey.

Biography
When Jay and Silent Bob went to Burger Shack to eat a burger, Jay started complaining about the lack of options, prompting the Burger Shack Employee to throw an angry tantrum about how they should go to MacDonald's instead.