Hamish Beamish (Earth-4001)

Hamish Beamish was a janitor at Corbulo Academy of Military Science on Circinius IV.

History
The history of Hamish Beamish is the same as his mainstream counterpart.

Trivia

 * Hamish is currently the only confirmed bisexual character in the Halo series.
 * Beamish was of Scottish descent, and had a tattoo of a thistle, the national floral emblem of Scotland.
 * He had a toy kazoo, which he would often play during his 10-year trip to Corbulo.
 * Beamish appears as an easter egg in Gravemind's intro cutscene in Halo 2: Anniversary.
 * Beamish also appears as an Easter Egg in the version of Halo 3: ODST featured in The Master Chief Collection. He replaces the Dancing Marty Easter Egg in the level Kikowani Station.
 * When queried about the possible canon status of Beamish's recurring tongue-in-cheek appearances since Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn, Catalog replied that "[Human?] Hamish Beamish is classified as [ferae naturae] and outside the purview of current investigations."