Life Parker (Earth-49)

Meeting Mary Jane Watson
"Dad! Why her? Why not Felicia? Why Mary Jane? You already had three kids with Mom and you're willing to take in three more that Mary Jane had with flash, your highschool bully. I'm speachless and don't want to live with her or call her "mom" but I'll cooperate."

- Life Parker

Powers & Abilties/Skills
{{Quote|Having thick and organic webs come out of your fucking wrists hurts like all unholy hell, your rips apart, alot of blood pours from your arms, and webs going everyone sticks to everything and its difficult to pull off as a Mutant born with super strength! I think its similiar to what happens the adamantium claws come out of Wolverine's hands except a fuckton more painful!|Life Parker]]

Powers

 * Organic Webbing: TBA
 * Super Agility: TBA
 * Super Durability: TBA
 * Super Senses: TBA
 * Super Speed: TBA
 * Super Stamina: TBA
 * Super Strength: TBA
 * Wall Crawling: TBA

Abilties/Skills

 * Baseball: TBA
 * Krav Maga Knife Training: TBA
 * Weapon Improvisation: TBA

Weaknesses

 * Far Away Objects: TBA
 * Water: TBA

Titles & Publications
Its My life! Life loves Hope! Life Loves Vivian!

Trivia

 * Life Parker dies his hair white out of respect for Quicksilver
 * Life Parker hates Deadpool
 * Life Parker regularly crossdresses despite being cisgender

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