Brent (Earth-1728)

"What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?"

- - Brent and Jay

Brent was hippy and advocate for animal rights who allied with Justice, Sissy, Missy, and Chrissy, to free animals from a testing laboratory. Little did he know, he was actually being used as a diversion, and the girls sought to rob a bank.

Biography
An animal rights activist, Brent was approached by four women clad in spandex, Justice, Sissy, Missy, and Chrissy, under the pretense of saving numerous captured animals from a laboratory. They then took a van and settled to accomplish the mission, but unknown to him, they were not animal freedom fighters, but rather a trio of criminals. On the road, the five of them stumbled upon stoner geek friends Jay and Silent Bob, who were attempting to travel to Hollywood to claim their movie, Bluntman and Chronic. Jay became sexually attracted for Justice, and upon noticing Brent was also showing interest for her, he devised a plan. Tricking Brent into thinking a raccoon was trapped at the top of their van, Jay eventually pushed Brent from the van, who fell in the road to his death.