Wraith Dinosaur (Earth-5171)

"You know, sometimes, to hunt down a certain green behemoth, you need to fight it with another behemoth. So, I remembered. Once, before I became the funniest guy in town, I've accessed a super-secret military file! Ooh! Is it about another superhuman like that green sh*t? Oh no. Something better. A f*cking, 20-foot-tall dinosaur, genetically modified to f*ck everything in sight! And the project was completed 15 years ago, when I watched Jurassic Park III! Ain't that a good idea? Well, at least I can see the b*tch suffer and take his head for my trophy!"

- Comedian