User blog:RoninTheMasterless/A New Fantastic Four?

I read that the Fantastic Fours powers were based off the four basic elements of Greek philosophy; I thought "that's cool," but then I realized "Hey, wait: stretching and invisibilty don't represent water and wind (respectively)," so here's my ideal Fantastic Four.

Will I Do Anything With This?
Maybe...

Trivia

 * Iceman and Human Torch are in a relationship, and so are Ororo and Ben (Talk about double dating).