Bah Bah Ling (Earth-8999)

Bah Bah Ling is the retired husband of Mah Mah Ling, father of Gwen Ling, and adoptive father of Francine Griffin.

Early Life
The son of Chinese immigrants, Bah Bah was raised in Asiantown, Quahog, Rhode Island, where he met Mah Mah Ling.

The two married and had a daughter, Gwen. They later decided to have another child, but they could not do so biologically since Bah Bah accidentally burned his penis during a barbecue, so they sought to adopt. They eventually arrived at the Saint Dante Orphanage, and adopted Francine, who was raised as a Ling from then on.

After Francine married and Gwen decided to see the world by herself, both Bah Bah and Mah Mah retired and started to live peacefully at their house in downtown Qauhog.