Cobra Commander (Earth-H)

"Morons! I've got morons on my payroll!"

- -Cobra Commander The shadowy head of the paramilitary organization known as COBRA, Cobra Commander is one of the world's most wanted men and most infamous terrorists.

Early Life
Born in rural Ohio in the 1980s, Rex Lewis had a relatively nondescript early life. Seemingly the epitome of Midwestern averageness, he became a used car salesman after graduating from high school. When that venture failed, he became a carnival worker and spent a year or so going around the US with a traveling circus. This came to a halt when a drug addict broke into Lewis's trailer and died, leaving behind a map to somewhere in the Himalayas.

Cobra-La
Scrounging up what little money he had, Lewis went to Nepal in search of whatever had been on that map. His search proved successful, and he found the ruins of the ancient reptilian civilization known as "Cobra-La". Naturally, he promptly looted said ruins and put the treasures in a safety deposit box in a newly-opened Swiss bank account. Now rich beyond his wildest dreams, he decided to indulge in his fantasies of being a James Bond villain.