Lucifer Morningstar (ME-Prime)

"What I would have given to rule a world world of sleepers and dreamers, of stories. Reality is plagued with Gods competing for dominance on all other life, and worse yet, the weaklings decide they want to be ruled. The sadists even kill, maim, and torture those who do not. Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spent my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. 'The Devil made me do it.' I have never made any one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them."