User:FrenchTouch

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THIS PAGE IS BEING TOTALLY RE-MADE. THIS CRAPPY FUCKER FINALLY GOT HIS 5000TH EDIT!

User of the Month
,'' I am David. I know this user of the month title is abandoned but even so you did something good, something good for the future of this wiki and for that you have earned yourself this prize along with a power. This maybe later removed but know that all the users on this wiki have much to thank you.''

Trivia

 * FrenchTouch ès un veire nissart, é se parlare nissart !
 * FrenchTouch always eat FrenchToast, to become the great FrenchTough.
 * FrenchTouch was supposed to be named TheOnlyMan.
 * FrenchTouch is French ! (WAIT A F-ING MINUTE)
 * FrenchTouch knows many martial arts, and can use almost every ranged weapon.
 * FrenchTouch's nociception (pain perception) is lesser important than on Mr. Average, which means that you can break his bones, he won't feel it. Almost.
 * FrenchTouch's electrical resistance goes beyond 20 MΩ.
 * FrenchTouch's favorite food is lasagna, his favorite series Monk, and his favorite face the second one on the right, yeah here, right there. VOILA.
 * FrenchTouch can twist his knuckles, chin and elbows. And that's awesome.
 * FrenchTouch's resemblance with Kate Middleton is totally inexistant.
 * FrenchTouch used to play the video game "Championship Motocross featuring Ricky Carmichael" with his father, and before this game existed, it was Sega Rally, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 and Pong. Cuz old games for old peeps.
 * FrenchTouch's nickname is actually "Nobody", but as every website EVER already has an account named this way, every username is different.
 * FrenchTouch actually does design for a living.
 * FrenchTouch does listen to "The Great Mighty Poo", Kamini, Meat Loaf and watches playthroughs of Minecraft as his guilty pleasure.
 * FrenchTouch hates honey, cuz fuck Winnie the Pooh.
 * FrenchTouch plans to travel through the world to congratulate writers from Comic Crossroads for their job, because, that doesn't happen everyday, right?
 * FrenchTouch has enough money to get himself holidays at the other end of... His home.
 * FrenchTouch is a Grammer Nazi, a Troll Scientific, but certainly not a Reddit moderator. There are limits to scumbaggery.
 * FrenchTouch once encountered a thing so badass that he almost wet his pants. It was the piledriver from Spider-Man 2 on PS2. A piledriver executed from the top of the Empire State Building (or the Chrysler Building, dunno). On a more serious note, believe it or not, this was the birth of FrenchTough (basically the power-driven madman that you know so well)
 * FrenchTouch finds Disney's Pocahontas the most beautiful woman and the best singer in the world. But he hasn't got a fetish.
 * FrenchTouch is asexual. And absolutely not a sexual.
 * FrenchTouch is terrible at puns.

FrenchTouch's Zone
Article Sandbox;

Template Sandbox;

Documentation Sandbox.